Plastic Toilet Paper Dispenser Disables Woman

Michigan - The Michigan Supreme Court is allowing resident Sheri Schooley to sue over a toilet paper dispenser. The 58-year-old woman says she can’t work because she can’t type after the dispenser fell on her hand. Schooley also says her bowling average dropped by 40 pins after she was forced to switch hands. She also can’t crochet...More

Nebraska police nab alleged 'toilet paper' bandit

LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) -- Police said they suspect they've captured the "toilet paper bandit." A man who concealed his face by wrapping his head with toilet paper robbed a Lincoln convenience store last month. Police said the man was armed with a knife, but no one was hurt in the robbery....More

Odd News-Environmental groups: Toilet paper is a menace

ELMWOOD PARK, New Jersey - There is a battle for America’s behinds. It is a fight over toilet paper: the kind that is blanket-fluffy and getting fluffier so fast that manufacturers are running out of synonyms for “soft” (Quilted Northern Ultra Plush). It’s a menace, environmental groups say. The reason, they say, is that plush U.S. toilet paper is usually made by chopping down and grinding up trees. They want Americans, like Europeans, to wipe with tissue made from recycled paper goods....More--Twitter Political Roast---Domain Names