Odd News:Drunks jailed for setting man on fire

UK - An argument between a group of drunks at a Croydon drinking den ended with a 52-year-old man being set alight and having boiling water poured over him. Gary Smith and Terry Cummings have been jailed for the attack, which left Brian Davies with a severely scalded chest. The pair, who pleaded guilty to wounding at Croydon Crown Court, also savagely beat up Mr Davies....more--Twitter Political Roast---Domain Names

Stupid News:Man who helped start free shuttle for drunks accused of driving drunk

Oconomowoc - A business leader who helped launch a free shuttle program to prevent drunken driving is facing charges that he drove under the influence on a night the shuttle was available.
Robert John Manders, a used-car dealer who donated a vehicle for the shuttle service known as LIMOS, was arrested Dec. 13 while heading home from a Christmas party, according to a criminal complaint obtained Tuesday.
It would be his third drunken-driving conviction, following incidents in 1990 and 1999, if he is found guilty. More...
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