Santa Robs Yacht Club

Rhode Island - Police in Rhode Island said a gunman in a Santa Claus suit robbed a yacht club bar of an unspecified amount of cash. East Providence Police Lt. Raymond Blinn said the gunman approached the bartender at the East Providence Yacht Club while wearing a Santa Claus jacket, a white beard, a Santa hat and jeans....More

Man robs shoe store with a rock

Washington - A man used a large rock to rob a Bellingham shoe store over the weekend, according to Bellingham police. The man walked into the Red Wing Shoes store, 117 Telegraph Road, at about 4 p.m. Saturday just as an employee was closing for the day. The man told the employee ?this is a robbery? and held a rock over the victim?s head. The man took an undisclosed amount of cash and walked out. Police were alerted to the robbery by a witness who was in the store?s parking lot. Within five minutes of receiving the 911 call several Bellingham police officers found and arrested a suspect.--...More

Man robs 2nd Philly bank after failing 1st attempt

PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- Philadelphia police and the FBI are looking for a man who robbed a bank less than two hours after a failed robbery attempt at another bank--...More

Grandma Bandit’ Robs Two Banks Hours Apart

Houston, Texas - FBI agents are searching for a woman who robbed two Houston banks less than four miles apart - and was brazen enough not to cover her face. Authorities have nicknamed her the “Grandma Bandit,” a woman who appears to be between 55 and 65, with shoulder-length gray hair and glasses. The woman first robbed a bank after claiming to have a gun; her second heist occured an hour later. ...More--Twitter Political Roast---Domain Names

Barber Robs Store Over Bad Beef Jerky

Cleveland - Police say a Cleveland barber got so upset by what he considered bad beef jerky that he returned to the store where he bought it and tried to rob the owner. Police say the 28-year-old barber walked into the store where he bought the snack, just two doors down from his barbershop, and tried to rob the owner.
The owner told the man he recognized him and chased him outside with a baseball bat.
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Stupid News:Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms

Stupid News:Man in wheelchair robs Texas 7-Eleven of condoms

DALLAS - A robber rolled into a Dallas convenience store came armed with a bat and a knife. He left with a lot of condoms and an energy drink.


Dallas police Cpl. Kevin Janse said Friday that a man in a wheelchair entered a Dallas 7-Eleven Wednesday afternoon, rolled straight toward the cash register and beat it with a baseball bat until it opened.

But he didn't grab any cash. Instead, police say he stole 10 boxes of condoms and an energy drink before making his getaway Wednesday afternoon.

Janse says the suspect may have been homeless and was likely intoxicated at the time of the robbery.

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Information from: The Dallas Morning News, http://www.dallasnews.com