Man Jailed After Trying To Turn His Poop into Gold

Enniskillen, Northern Ireland – A Northern Irish man’s bizarre plan to get stinking rich by turning his poop into gold has landed him in jail. Paul Moran, 30, thought his bathroom breaks would make him flush with cash if he kept his own waste and heated it to produce the precious metal, at his government-subsidized apartment in Enniskillen, in the province’s southeast. However, his bizarre plan turned out to be a waste of time when he caused $4,735 worth of damage after placing his own feces on an electric heater. more